Negima Radio Drama Two

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Period 2: The Substitute-sensei, and the First Date from Hell
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3-A's HOMEROOM~~


Sakurako: What do you mean Negi-kun!?

Negi: I'm sorry class, but there's no getting out of it.

Fuka: Say it ain't so, Negi!

Fumika: How could you abandon us!

Ako: We *need* you!

Negi: Now, now girls, I'll only be away for one week (Personal Development Camps are undertaken by all Staff-Members).

Makie: Bu-u-ut Negi-ku-u-un!!!

Negi: There's some good news, however! I've managed to rig you up with, what I am assured is, an excellent substitute teacher!

Hakase: That's right, Negi-sensei! For the next week, Class 3-A will be taught by the Robotics Clubs newest invention, the Teach-Master 3000!! <lightning> Mwahahahaha!

Fuka: The lightning and evil laughter aren't exactly selling the idea, Hakase-san...

Chisame: <grumble> Great, first we're lumped with a stupid kid teacher, then we get a ROBOT of all things when he can't make it... I hate this school...

Negi: Now, I'm sure you'll all be on your best behavior while I'm away, so.... SEE YA!!! <dashes out the door>

Iincho: W-wait! I already miss you, Negi-sensei! <blubber>

Akira: Astounding self-control there, Iincho-san.


MAHORA ACADEMY (HALLS):


Negi: You think they bought the Personal Development Camp, Chamo-kun?

Chamo: 'Course they did, Aniki! No one could possibly suspect that you're going away on an assignment to the East for the Headmaster!

Negi: I'm not so sure... some of them are quite perceptive... not to mention Asuna-san... Do you think I should've told her the truth?

Chamo: No point in making her worry.

Negi: You're right! Besides, I can't let Asuna-san get into any danger! (Then again, she did fly off the handle last time I didn't include her...)


3-A's HOMEROOM~~


Yue: So, Asuna-san... did you buy that whole "Personal Development Camp" crap?

Asuna: Hell no! That Negi's up to something again, I can sense it!

Nodoka: W-why wouldn't Negi-sensei include us... (Doesn't he trust us anymore?)

Setsu: I'm sure it's nothing... he probably just didn't want to worry us.

Asuna: But where meant to PROTECT the stupid little runt! (How can we do that when we're stuck in class?)

Yue: Speaking of being stuck in class, I wonder when that idiotic robotic teacher who's subbing for Negi-sensei is going to show up?

Asuna: Y-yeah! Hey Hakase, if this Teach-Whatsit 3-something's so great, why's it late for class?

Hakase: I-I'm not sure... (It was programmed to enforce all the school rules to the letter...)

Fuka: Hey guys, somethin's comin'!!!

Kaede: Ooo, what's with the freaky beeping sounds???

Hakase: Mwahahahaha! Teach-Master 3000 is HERE!!!!

Chisame: Sheesh, talk about crazy... (I hate this class...)

TM3000:
<entering the class> APOLOGIES FOR UNWARANTED TARDINESS <STOP> SENSEI HAD TO DEAL WITH STUDENT CUTTING CLASS <STOP> SHE HAS BEEN LIQUIDATED <STOP>

Makie: WHA-A-AT!!!? You killed a student!!? That's BARBARIC!

TM3000: STUDENT NUMBER 16, MAKIE SASAKI, UNDERMINING SENSEI'S AUTHORITY <STOP> CALCULATING APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT <STOP>

Makie: Eeek! I-I'm s-s-sorry sensei! (It won't happen again!)

TM3000: APOLOGY NOTED <STOP> HOWEVER, I AM PROGRAMMED TO ENFORCE THE RULES TO THE LETTER <STOP> AS PUNISHMENT, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO AN ETERNITY OF ALGEBRA EQUATIONS <STOP> YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED IMMEDIATELY TO THE DETENTION CENTRE! <Fires a laser at Makie, who is promptly teleported out of the classroom>

Makie: Nooooo... I hate Math!!!

TM3000: ALL STUDENTS ARE TO NOTE, THAT ANY MISBEHAVIOUR RESULTS IN IMMEDIATE DETENTION <STOP> NOW THAT CORDIAL CONVERSATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED, ALL STUDENTS ARE TO SIT AND TURN TO PAGE 150 OF NEO-HORIZON TEXTBOOK <STOP>

Iincho: Um... excuse me Robot-sensei... (is that what you should be called?) But, we're not actually up to that section of the textbook, so-

TM3000: I AM THE TEACHER, YOU ARE THE STUDENT <STOP> YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND, OR BE PUNISHED <STOP>

Iincho: That's all very well and good, but- Eeek! <TM3000 fires transportation laser at Iincho, who is instantly transported to Detention>

TM3000: MY STUDENTS WILL NOT UNDERMINE ME <STOP> AS PUNISHMENT, THE CLASS SHALL COPY OUT THE COPYRIGHT INFORMATION OF THE TEXTBOOK 600 TIMES <STOP>

Class: WHAA----AAAT!!!?

TM3000: <glare> BEGIN AT ONCE <STOP>


3-A'S HOMEROOM (AFTER CLASS)~~


TM3000: THE PERIOD DESIGNATED "RECESS" HAS BEGUN <STOP> YOU HAVE EXACTLY 2-MINUTES TRAVEL TIME TO LEAVE THE CLASSROOM <STOP> ANYONE REMAINING AFTER THIS TIME IS UP, WILL BE SUBJECT TO IMMEDIATE DE-RESOLUTION (UHHH... I MEAN DETENTION, OR COURSE...) <TM3000 leaves the classroom>

Asuna: HAKASE!!! Can we have a word with you???

Hakase: I know, I know! You all wanna congratulate me on my excellent invention!

Ku: No, but we smack you upside your head a little!!

Fuka: Yeah, Hakase! That wasn't a teacher (more like some sort of Robo-Hitler!)

Fumika: WAAH! I miss Negi-sensei!

Eva: <to Chachamaru> Nothing like watching the class squirm like that, eh Chachamaru!?

Chachamaru: ...

Eva: What on earth is the matter, ya dumb robot?

Chachamaru: ...If they hate TM3000, then does that mean they hate me...

Eva: GAWD! I can't believe this... (Now's no time to get insecure, you over-emotional-robot, you!)

Chachamaru: E-excuse me, I have an errand to run... <dashes out of the room>

Setsu: What was that all about Eva-san?

Eva: ...I don't know...

Kono: Oooo! Se-chan! Let's go have fun at recess!!! <squoosh>

Setsu: <shriek> Ojou-sama, please don't grab me there! (It's highly inappropriate!)

Eva: Hmpf! Children...


STAFF ROOM~~


TM3000: GOOD AFTERNOON, TAKAHATA-SENSEI <STOP> MY PROGRAM INSTRUCTS ME THAT DURING RECESS IT IS MY DUTY TO CONVERSE AT A SOCIAL LEVEL WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE STAFF <STOP> SO, DID YOU HAPPEN TO WATCH THE SPORTING EVENT THAT WAS TELEVISED RECENTLTY?

Takahata: Uh... what exactly are you?

TM3000: I AM TEACH-MASTER 3000, A PROTOTYPE SUBSTITUE TEACHING MECHANOID DEVELOPED BY THE ROBOTICS CLUB <STOP>

Takahata: I see... and what class are you subbing?

TM3000: CLASS 3-A <STOP>

Takahata: So, I take it you're the one responsible for the incredible number of Class 3-A detentions during first period! (I didn't think that Negi would've been involved!)

TM3000: MY PROGRAM INSTRUCTS ME TO DEAL WITH ALL RULE-BREAKERS BY SENDING THEM TO DETENTION <STOP> YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT I ACTED HARSHLY <STOP>

Takahata: From what Ayaka told me, you punished them for no reason! That's hardly a acceptable practice, TM3000!

TM3000: MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SCHOOL-RULES <STOP> THIS IS WHAT IS WRITTEN IN MY PROGRAM <STOP>

Takahata: You were still out of line! You should have warned them, or- (why am I arguing teaching methods with a robot?)

TM3000: YOU OVERSTERP YOUR BOUNDARIES, TAKAHATA-SENSEI <STOP> THE SCHOOL-RULES MUST BE OBEYED, BY STUDENTS AND BY TEACHERS <STOP> UNTIL I AM SATISFIED YOU UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU WILL JOIN YOUR STUDENTS IN THE DETENTION HALL<STOP>

Takahata: Wha!!! No, you ca- <Takahata is teleported to the detention hall by TM3000's laser>

TM3000: THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP> THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED <STOP>

Musical Sound Effect: DUH DUH DU-U-U-UH!!!!


MASTER'S COTTAGE~~


Chachamaru: <sigh> Why go to school, they all hate me... <sob>

Eva: Chachamaru! Chachamaru, where the hell are you hiding!!?

Chachamaru: Can't let the Mistress see me like this... (...so depressed...)

Eva: Oh, there you are. <pause> Well, are you gonna explain your behavior during class?

Chachamaru: N-nothing's wrong. I simply... uh... was experiencing some technical difficulties... (yes, that'll do...)

Eva: Y'sure you okay? (Not that I actually care, of course...)

Chachamaru: <YAWN> I'm really tired Mistress. I think I will go to bed until class has finished.

Eva: YOU CAN'T BE TIRED, YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP, YOU DUMB ROBOT!!!

Chachamaru: ...

Eva: AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU CAN'T REALLY BE DEPRESSED, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT! (And an idiotic robot, at that!)

Chachamaru: H-hakase says that I've *EVOLVED* feelings...

Eva: Yeah, and we all know who for, too.. <heh>

Chachamaru: Th-that's not true!! Besides, I am allowed to have an off day!!

Eva: How does a robot have an "off-day"? Look, I'm not gonna sit here and keep up this idiotic argument! Just go to the kitchen, and fix me up some tea.

Chachamaru: <sigh> Brain the size of a Planet, and all they ask me to do is make tea...

Eva: More like a brain the size of a peanut! Now, hop to it, you clinking cacophony of nuts and bolts!!!! (Before I really lose my temper!!!!!)

Chachamaru: Yes Mistress... (ya big bossy-boots...)

Eva: What did you just parenthesis!!?

Chachamaru: I said: YOU'RE A BIG BOSSY-BOOTS!!!!! (how'dya like that?)

Eva: Chachamaru, stop acting like a bloody child, and FIX ME MY GODDAMMNED TEA!! You're almost as bad as that squirt, Negi.

Chachamaru: YOU LEAVE NEGI-SENSEI OUT OF THIS!!! <sob> I-I'm leaving!!!! <dashes out the door>

Eva: Goodness, it's almost like she's got her period... (Better call Hakase for maintenance...)


ACADEMY GROUNDS (AFTER SCHOOL)~~


Sayo: So, did those guys in detention get let out, or did that mean robotic bully keep 'em in there?

Kazumi: Nup, they're still stuck writing out lines (and doing algebra!)

Nodoka: Huff-huff! I-I've got some terrible, awful news Yue!!!

Yue: What did you do this time?

Nodoka: No-no! It wasn't me! That robotic teacher snagged Paru cutting Class, and nows she's locked up in the Detention Hall! (She was finishing her doujinshi!)

Yue: Hmpf... serves her right...

Nodoka: That's not all though, Yue! I heard Sakurako and Misa talking, and they said that TAKAHATA-SENSEI's been given detention too!

Yue: That's stupid, Nodoka. How can a teacher get detention?

Nodoka: ...I was just saying, is all...

Setsu: Ojou-sama, where are you!?

Yue: What's up, Setsuna?

Setsu: <blubber> I-It's terrible, I just l-looked away f-for a minute, and then OJOU-SAMA WAS GONE!!!! <howl>

Nodoka: Is it really that bad Sakurazaki-san?

Setsu: I'm going to PRETEND you didn't say that!

Yue: I'm sure she's fine, Sakurazaki-san.

TM3000: INCORRECT <STOP> KONOE-SAN AND A GROUP OF STUDENTS WERE DISCOVERED LOITERING AT THE ACADEMY TRAIN STATION <STOP> THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN DETENTION <STOP>

Nodoka: U-umm... are you sure they weren't just waiting for the train?

TM3000: ARE YOU UNDERMINING MY AUTHORITY, MIYAZAKI-SAN <STOP>

Nodoka: Eeek! O-of course not! I'm so sorry!

Setsu: But I am! By harming Ojou-sama, you've crossed a line, you idiotic robot!

Yue: She's just been given detention, Setsuna. (Jeez, take a chill pill, why dontcha...)

Setsu: You know that's not the case, Yue! According to Asakura-san, the students in detention are forced to do all sorts of horrible things, like walk across BROKEN GLASS!!! Is that normal detention! I say that we need to stop this totalitarian teaching-bot, before he KILLS us all.

Yue: Would you listen to yourself? You're beginning to sound like one of those stupid Narutaki twins.

Setsu: No matter how improbable, that is the truth Yue. We need to see Hakase and get this mess fixed up!

TM3000: I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, GIRLS <STOP>

Nodoka, Yue & Setsu: EEEEK!!! <Zap>

Sayo: Oh my goodness, what was that terrible noise!!?

Kazumi: That robot just sent Bookstore, Yue and Setsuna to Detention Hall... something's not quite right with this...

Sayo: I hope it doesn't send ME to detention...

Kazumi: Why're you worried, Sayo? You could just fly through the walls of Detention Hall!

Sayo: <flustered> B-but that's against the RULES!!!!

Kazumi: Geez, for a ghost, you're quite a scaredy-cat...

Sayo: <whimper>

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Chamo: And so it came to pass, that the dreaded Teach-Master 3000 continued it's reign of terror, sending the majority of Class 3-A, and the Academy itself, to the over-crowded Detention Halls. Our story continues 3 days later, in Homeroom "A", where only a few of the Class are left.

Negi: Aaah... Chamo-kun, who're you talking to?

Chamo: Oh, sorry Aniki. Just narrating the story.

Negi: I.....see.....?
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3-A's HOMEROOM~~


TM3000: THE REMAINDER OF THE CLASS IS TO WRITE OUT 50 SENTENCES IN THE IMPERFECT TENSE <STOP> THERE IS TO BE NO TALKING <STOP> ANYONE WHO BREAKS THE SILENCE, WILL IMMEDIATELY BE GIVEN DETENTION, WITHOUT APPEAL <STOP>

Chisame: Geez, what a slave driver. Still, at least the room's quite...

Fuka: TM3000's worse than Nitta-sensei!

Fumika: Aren't robots just awful?

Fuka: Yeah, hate 'em!

Chachamaru: ...

Eva: Good god, would you grow up Chachamaru?

Asuna: Hey Eva-chan? What's wrong with Chachamaru?

Eva: She thinks everyone hates robots... AND WHY AM I TELLING THIS TO YOU!!!? (and don't call me Eva-chan, whore!)

TM3000: ARE YOU TALKING IN CLASS, MCDOWELL-SAN <STOP>

Eva: What the hell do you think?

TM3000: IN THAT CASE, YOU SHALL BE GIVEN DETENTION <STOP>

Eva: Mwahahahaha! This robot's got guts alright!

Asuna: Are you sure you want to push it, Eva-chan?

Eva: What's the worst it can do? I've got Chachamaru to protect me!

Chachamaru: <sigh> Is that all I am, some TOOL that you use to protect yourself?

Eva: Yes. Now hop to it, or I'll wind you up so hard, you'd be so springy I could use you as a pogo stick!

Chachamaru: ...Yes mistress...

TM3000: YOU DARE UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY <STOP>

Chachamaru: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you harm the Master. Please step aside, or I'll be forced to harm you. (seeing as I'm just a "tool" with no feelings, and all...)

TM3000: ...UNDERSTOOD <STOP>

Asuna: Wha!? That was a little easy...

TM3000: TELL ME CHACHAMARU-SAN... DO YOU ENJOY... INDIAN FOOD <STOP>

Chachamaru: I'm a robot, just like you. I cannot eat, just like you.

TM3000: IF YOU EVER WOULD LIKE... TO TRY INDIAN FOOD... PLEASE SPEAK... TO ME <STOP>

Asuna: Grossness! That dirty old robot's hitting on Chachamaru!!!!

Hakase: Actually, Chachamaru in this case would be the sexy older woman.

Asuna: That doesn't matter, it's still wrong!!!

Hakase: Yet extremely intriguing... is it possible that I have invented the first case of Robot-to-Robot sexual attraction?

Chachamaru: But, you know that I already love... never mind...

Asuna: Awww, I thought Chachamaru was gonna spill...

Chachamaru: Don't make me injure you Asuna-san.

Asuna: Hey, I just thought of a GREAT idea!!! Chachamaru should go out with TM3000! Maybe then, he'll stop being all "THE SCHOOL RULES MUST BE OBEYED" and "NO STUDENT CAN UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY!"

Eva: That's the most idiotic idea I've ever heard!

Asuna: Well, have you got any ideas that'll make that Robot stop bullying us?

Eva: No. Quite frankly, I enjoy watching you all squirm.

Hakase: Personally, I believe that Asuna may be onto something... (even I didn't expect TM3000 to be so uncompromising...)

Asuna: So, how about it Chachamaru? You gonna ask out the teacher for the good of the Class?

Chachamaru: Well, on one condition...

Hakase: I think I can take a rough guess at what that'll be, eh Chachamaru? You wanna go out with Ne- Oof! <Chachamaru fires her eye-laser at Hakase>

Eva: I still think that it's a stupid idea, but if you wanna do it Chachamaru, feel free... (Just don't involve me in anyway)

Chachamaru: Fine...

Asuna: That's the spirit Chachamaru!!!!


KANSAI~~


Negi: Well, I bought the Kyoto candy that the Headmaster wanted so badly, so I guess my secret mission's all finished!

Chamo: Wait... THAT WAS YOUR TOP-SECRET, DANGEROUS MISSION!!!?

Negi: Yup! I guess the Headmaster had cravings, or something... Still, now we can head back to school! I certainly hope that everyone's fine. (That robot Hakase gave me seemed a little suspicious).

Chamo: B-but, why would it take a week just to buy candy from Kyoto?

Negi: Now now Chamo, you're forgetting the giant candy-demon we had to fight out the front of the shop.

Chamo: That was just a guy in a costume Aniki!

Negi: Really... and those zombies?

Chamo: Just the Kyoto Zombie Lovers Association Annual Picnic.

Negi: Hmmm... you don't say?

Chamo: Let's just get back to Mahora, Aniki. I've got a feeling that that Robot has caused all kinds of trouble while we were away.

Negi: That's because you narrated the story two scenes ago!

Chamo: Sh! It's a mystery! <Both Negi and Chamo wrap black cloaks around themselves and skulk off into a dark alley, to the confusion of the people around them>


MAHORA COOKING CLUB'S INDIAN RESTAURANT~~


Kazumi: So... why're we here again?

Asuna: We're spying on the date to make sure Chachamaru follows the plan...

Kazumi: Which is?

Hakase: Hopefully, using her robo-feminine whiles, she'll tame the diabolical TM3000, freeing our classmates from the death camps it calls a Detention Hall.

Kazumi: And why're we taking pictures?

Sayo: Because it's Chachamaru's first date! (And she looks soooooo KEWT!!!!)

Asuna: Look, look! They're getting up from the table!!!

Sayo: But they barely touched their meals!

Hakase: They're robots, dummy! They can't eat.

Kazumi: That didn't stop TM3000 from shoveling as much food as he could! (Not only is he pure evil, but he's a greedy slob too! Poor Chachamaru...)

Eva: Have I missed anything?

Asuna: GAAAAH!!! We're the hell did you come from!? I thought you said this idea was stupid!

Eva: That doesn't mean I don't wanna watch! (it's called *voyeurism* Kagurazaka)

Kazumi: Shut up guys! They're going out on the dance floor!

Asuna: Whoah! That's the best "robot" I've ever seen.

Eva: Stands to reason that's how robots dance...

Hakase: No, their "fashionable dancing chips" need to be updated... (They actually think they're cool...)

Asuna: Isn't TM3000 awfully close?

Hakase: You've got a point there...

Chachamaru: <from the dance floor> EEEK!!! GET YOUR PERVERTED HANDS OFF OF ME!!!

Eva: That disgusting thing is FEELING UP MY MINISTRA!!! (I'LL KILL HIM, JUST WATCH ME!!!!!!)

Asuna: That is SO wrong!

Chachamaru: <from the dance floor> SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Negi: <coming out of nowhere> My goodness, you were right Chamo-kun! That Robot Teacher is out of control!!! (and he's got Chachamaru!)

Asuna: N-negi! Where did you come from?

Negi: My mission finished ear- I mean, the Personal Development Camp was cancelled. (phew, no one suspects a thing...)

Asuna: Who cares why you're here, just get out there and save Chachamaru from that letch!

Negi: Right, I'm on it!

Eva: Ppf... what a show-pony (just like he's idiot father...) [Eva's in LUV!!!]


MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR~~


TM3000: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, WE ARE BOTH ROBOTS <STOP> IT IS ONLY NATURAL BEHAVIOUR <STOP>

Chachamaru: You creep! If you hadn't disabled my offensive systems during dinner, I'd pummel you good!

TM3000: REGARDLESS, YOU WILL SUBMIT TO MY WILL <STOP> MY POWER AS TEACHER IS ABSOLUTE <STOP>

Chachamaru: You must've short-circuited, to try and abuse a student.

TM3000: THE TRUTH IS, MY ORIGINAL PROGRAM WAS NOT DEVELOPED BY HAKASE <STOP>

Chachamaru: If not Hakase, then-

TM3000: YES <STOP> I AM A PRODUCT OF THE ROBOTICS CLUB WEAPONRY DIVISION <STOP> I AM INFACT, A SUPERIOR BATTLE DROID DEVELOPED BY CHAO LINGSHEN AND ADAPTED BY HAKASE TO TEACH <STOP>

Chachamaru: That explains why you are so tough on students with detention...

TM3000: YES <STOP> THAT, AND I'M A TYRANNICAL BASTARD <STOP>

Chachamaru: Go figure...

Negi: <bursting onto the dance floor, staff in hand> Let go of my student this instant!

Chachamaru: Negi-sensei!? <flush>

TM3000: IT SEEMS MY INFERIOR PREDECESSOR HAS ARRIVED <STOP> TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR CLASS IS NOW A SIMPLE MATTER OF ELIMINATING YOU <STOP>

Negi: I won't ask again. Put Chachamaru-san down, or I will be forced to use... uh... force!

Eva: <from hiding spot> You need to work on your heroic lines some more, kiddo!

Negi: B-but Master, I-I'm still in training!

TM3000: NO MORE OF THIS IDLE BANTER <STOP> PREPARE FOR DETENTION HALL HELL, PUNY CHILD SENSEI <STOP>

Chachamaru: I'm afraid that won't be happening TM3000. You see, when I realized you disabled my offensive capabilities, I took the liberty of disabling yours. In short, your detention laser is not functional.

TM3000: NO, BUT THAT MEANS <STOP>

Negi: You'll prove no match for my magic! Raskel Maskel Magister! VENIANT SPIRITUS AERILES FULGURIENTES! CUM FULGURATIONI FLET TEMPESTAS AUSTRINA! JOVIS TEMPESTAS FULGURIENS!!!!!!! < A beam of lightning shoots forth from Negi's hand, striking TM3000, who drops Chachamaru>

TM3000: WHA-WHA-WHAT I-I-IS HAHAHAHAPPEN-PPEN-INNG-INNG <STOP-STOP-STOP>

Hakase: Of course, he shorted out his circuits with electricity! The perfect way to deal with a robot!

Asuna: But still IDIOTIC!!! WHAT IF HE HIT CHACHAMARU!!!!?

Hakase: A thin rubber coating protects her, so the damage would be minimal... (still fry her up real good tho', not to mention he wouldn't be scoring any points with her in the romance department...)

TM3000: MY AU-AU-AUTHOR-ORIT-T-TY... BZZZZZTCH <click> <whirr> <TM3000 shorts out>

Negi: That'll show you for harming one of my students!

Chachamaru: Oh Negi-sensei! You're my hero!

Eva: Looks like the robot teacher learnt a lesson about messing with students. <addressing audience> And we all know that teachers shouldn't take advantage of their students. That's called sexual abuse, and is illegal.

Asuna: Eva-chan? Who're you talking to?

Eva: Just re-iterating the moral of the story for those who're too dumb to reach it on their own.

Kazumi: And so that brings a close to the evil robot-teacher storyline.

Sayo: Yes. Everything wrapped up nicely...


MEANWHILE, IN THE DETENTION HALL~~

Iincho, Makie, Setsu, Kono, Paru, Nodoka, Yue and Takahata: WAAAAH, SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!!!


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Chisame: I'd like to apologize on behalf of the author about how STUPID this storyline was. Next time'll be a lot better (or perhaps not...)

Chamo: That was quite the story, eh Chachazero?

Chachazero: You're telling me Albert! It even had killing!

Chamo: I wonder what Aniki and the rest of that crazy ol' Class 3-A will get up to next time?

Chachazero: No idea, Albert... but now its time for us to have a serious talk with our audience Albert.

Chamo: That's right Chachazero! If we're to continue with the wonderful standard of story telling, we're going to have to ask for our audience to dig deep into their own pockets, and provide us with the funds necessary to continue this fan-fiction.

Chachazero: So, for anyone out there with a generous heart, we REALLY need you to support us by sending your donations in an unmarked envelope to our offshore bank accounts in the Bahamas-

Asuna: Just what do you two think you're up to!? Trying to scam the audience out of money, eh!?

Eva: I can't say I'm particularly surprised... still, only an idiot would hand over money to you two...

Makie: Ooooo! Offshore fund you say? Here's 10,000 Yen for your show lil' ermine!! !

Eva: Prove my point, why dontcha, you Baka-ranger, you!

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